"It cuts right through my guitar player's ego!"
--Shane Grossman, Taffy Pull

"A backbeat monster than is sensitive and forceful. It's almost metrosexual!"
--Cletis Trout, Charlie Foxtrot

"A gorgeous looking instrument. When I tour, mine stays on the pillow next to me every night."
--Steve Jablome, Son of Flubber

"I will never play another POS manufactured snare drum ever again. EVER! Even at gunpoint."
--Bobby Richard, Pitt Crew

"A louder drum than any metal snare, but with a much more sinister tone."
--Slade Angelman, Purgatorious

"This drum kicks ass like Godzilla through Tokyo."
--Kirk Jackman, Devil Dinosaur

"The guys in my band love this drum as much as I do. Good thing it's not my sister."
--Jim Offmen, Cruel and Unusual

"Hardcore backbeats penetrate the fuzz with ease!"
--Tammy Bickle, Sealed Fate

"I lost my old Pearl piccolo after my Comptone arrived! Coincidence? I dunno. Maybe my roommate stole it."
--Jerry Jameson, Wifeswapper

"The price was right, so I took it."
--Kelly Shane, Newsboy Legion

"It sucked less than I expected it to."
--Mark Friedmann, The Casual T's

"I love my snare. It looks nice. It is loud."
--Damian, Dirtshoot

"Great with brushes, great with sticks, great with mallets."
--Stacy Mason, Gutterbutter

"The Mustard!"
--Cole Mikeland, Canardvark

"The high-pitched crack cuts right through!"
--Stevie Youngman, Ochestrati