"It cuts right through my guitar player's ego!"
—Shane Grossman, Taffy Pull   

"A backbeat monster than is sensitive and forceful.  It's almost metrosexual!"
—Cletis Trout, Charlie Foxtrot    

"A gorgeous looking instrument.  When I tour, mine stays on the pillow next to me every night."
—Steve Jablome,  Son of Flubber    

"I will never play another POS manufactured snare drum ever again.  EVER! Even at gunpoint."
—Bobby Richard, Pitt Crew   

"A louder drum than any metal snare, but with a much more sinister tone."
—Slade Angelman, Purgatorious    

"This drum kicks ass like Godzilla through Tokyo"
—Kirk Jackman, Devil Dinosaur   

 "The guys in my band love this drum as much as I do.  Good thing it's not my sister."
 —Jim Offmen, Cruel and Unusual    

"Hardcore backbeats penetrate the fuzz with ease!"
—Tammy Bickle, Sealed Fate    

"I lost my old Pearl piccolo after my Comptone arrived!  Coincidence?  I dunno.  Maybe my roommate stole it."
—Jerry Jameson, Wifeswapper   

"The price was right, so I took it." 
—Kelly Shane, The Eyes  

"It sucked less than I expected it to." 
—Mark Friedmann, The Casual T's   

"I love my snare.  It looks nice.  It is loud."
—Damian, Dirtshoot   

"Great with brushes, great with sticks, great with mallets."
—Stacy Mason, Gutterbutter  

"The Mustard!"
—Cole Mikeland, Canardvark  

"The high-pitched crack cuts right through!"
—Stevie Youngman, Ochestrati